Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
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just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
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You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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