and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
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I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
Thanks to a poorly written tweet a whole bunch of people thought I died last night.
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What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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