At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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