We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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