I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
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