how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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