Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
In honor of the new administration, I'm going to make it my goal this weekend to get some lesbian action. Fuck Donald Trump and fuck Mike Pence. I'm going to be a spiteful gay.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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