I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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