If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
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Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
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But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I have already put on my inside pants.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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