I think east. Tornado watch. What the fuck are you doing in Texarkana?
Bonnaroo. Tornado watch? Expand on that thought.
Watch for tornadoes.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
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I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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