I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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