Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
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I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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so you ordered business cards online last night with a picture of your dick on them. you need to hide that new credit card when you drink
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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