can you have the cops turn on the gps locator on my phone...i just woke up in a Hooters uniform and I have no idea where I am...
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
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The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
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The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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