The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
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Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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