Is it normal to miss your booty call?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
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