I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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