You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Somehow I magically turned down a threesome last night. On my birthday. You're a horrible wingman.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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