I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
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Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
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Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
He's drunk and I'm pain-killer high and we're about to watch fireworks at disney world. It's gonna be fucking magical
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
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