Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
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It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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