He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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