May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
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If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
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You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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