i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Randomize
