i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
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