am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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