Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
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when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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