they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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