Define "chronic" masturbator.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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