Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
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casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
Nothing like a 3am firealarm to kick a booty call out...
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
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Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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