I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you started whispering 'the itsy bitsy spider' while you were putting your hands up my shorts.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
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watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
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Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
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