Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I am in the bathroom at work, pooing while eating pretzels. Hungover Fridays are in full effect
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
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