WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
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