Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
Randomize
