We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
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oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
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