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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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