Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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