Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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