my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
my stepmom is let-the-dog-eat-out-of-her-mouth drunk. oh my god.
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THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
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I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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