You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
The only dream I remember having is one where my dad's sperm turned into baby hippos. Like, tiny baby hippos, pocket-sized. I am so fucked up.
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All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
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The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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