what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I saw pigeons eating ur dried up puke today. Last night was fucking great
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
Randomize
