ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
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