No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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