I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
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