Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
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Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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