You smell like a Billy Joel song
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I'm way too hungover for life right now
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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