that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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