I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
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I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
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No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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