i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
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Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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