I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
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The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
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i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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