But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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