why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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