You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
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