You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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