I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
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Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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