Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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