You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
ETSY JUST SENT ME AN EMAIL WITH THE SUBJECT "SUMER ROMANCE" I'M BEYOND FUCKING DONE
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Drunk me really needs to stop 1. telling every attractive dude in a relationship that monogamy isn't real 2. Proposing threesomes with them and their girlfriends
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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