Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I need to align my fucking chakras
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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